schmuf

UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer

Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?

schmuf by Lukas667 July 22, 2010

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Fry-Clops

When you're so fried that you can only look out of one eye.

"Dude that fifth shot turned me into a Fry-clops."

Fry-Clops by Leitio May 11, 2024

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Crickets

To have a joke or comment followed by a silence substantial enough to make the chirping of crickets audible.

"Hey, I got your moms phone number, and I called it", "God damn thats crickets"

Crickets by Cokehead December 23, 2002

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Snip

Some type of drug

We are going to smoke some snip

Snip by Harveywallbanger909 May 21, 2022

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Guhad

Real Nigga

Guhad? Oh yeah, he a real nigga

Guhad by Tony Soprano Montana November 22, 2021

Burritofuckboi

Guys who only act nice and like they're into so they can eat your burrito

"Damn, Matt is such a burritofuckboi!"
"IKR, he totally ate my whole burrito last night after the party :("
-2 victims of a burritofuckboi, circa 1975, colorized

Burritofuckboi by not a burrito March 19, 2019

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Hocus pocus

Someone who is corny, weird, odd, hard to be around for a long time

Weirdo: 😜
You: Cuh you so hocus pocus, get from around me fam

Hocus pocus by Class-Clown78 November 22, 2025

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