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The muted-flute 

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
The muted-flute by goat19 May 16, 2009

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!
Crab panda by AC MCMR September 12, 2017

dirty haman 

When your playing cod and your girl wants attention so you tie her up and make her lick your balls before beheading her
Susie was round Jack’shouse and Susie was being annoying so Jack pulled a dirty haman

depression 

someone that is big sad. big sad might make them want to commit neck rope. give this big sad person a hug.
My depression makes me want to commit die
depression by KhatLol February 23, 2022

Sweaty Mouse 

Sweaty Mouse by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

cell membrane 

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.
"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."
cell membrane by Leeuwenhoek April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on April 30, 2010
Bewe is an abbreviation for Beach Week, a trip many teenagers take at the end of their school year. Most notably recent High School graduates
I love the beach! I’m so excited for bewe with my friends!
Bewe by Screenager June 26, 2022
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