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JKR is god. That's all.
Aye, john. have you prayed to JKR yet?
John: What? no-
JKR by HailJKR April 24, 2020

Feeding Clint Eastwood 

a term used to tell someone they have dropped something they are eating onto their shirt. This originated in 2007 when Gabriel Grimm dropped a morsel of teriyaki upon his shirt which depicted the face of clint eastwood. whereupon Lida exclaimed "geez Gabes what are you doing? Feeding clint eastwood?"
Dude1: *slurps ramen*
Dude2: "dude you feeding clint eastwood again"
Dude1: "thanks man that's a prime piece of noodlage *picks noodle off his shirt and eats it*
A Jackie is a Jerkazoid, otherwise known as a Jerkie or Jerk for short. She is often annoying and has a voice like a frog being strung on a washing-line. Irritating and frequently obnoxious, Jackies have been known to fall UP stairs, to frequent unsavory establishments where they pass out drunk in the corner and lose their sunglasses (twice) as well as dip almost anything into a cup of tea/coffee before consuming it (one can only suppose that they have to soften their prey in order to devour it)
Oh look, what's that lumpy thing over there looking in the mirror and claiming that her eyes are green when they are distinctly mud colored and therefore hazel? Oh, it's just a Jackie.

Oh look, what's that thing over there with the ketchup-y colored hair? Oh that, it's just a Jerk dancing like a spider monkey and cawing at any lad or lass - tis their mating dance I presume, note the wild gesturing and flailing of arms, the stomping of feet. yes indeed, a mating dance. (throws up)
Jackie by Blaaaaa May 10, 2012

heehuhrooight 

word used by potheads to signify that you dont care what they are saying
Alex: dude I'm going to the store
Chad: heehuhrooight
heehuhrooight by etc. January 10, 2008

bombshizdiggity 

something of extraordinary flavorful excitement thats sooo good it makes u wanna slap yo momma.
those brusselsprouts were the bombshizdiggity man, tell your bammin sister to make me another batch of those mofos.
bombshizdiggity by adidas April 22, 2004

Marchisio 

n: To have one's head so deeply implanted in their own ass that the person is completely oblivious to his/her surroundings.
Maybe if you weren't such a Marchisio you would notice that this girl you are hitting on isn't a girl at all.
Marchisio by Tony Danza July 1, 2003