Abbreviation for the popular author of the Harry Potter series, J.K. Rowling. Is mostly used by fans during net speak instead of typing out her entire name.
1.) Short for, "Just kidding rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off", usually expressed in good humor.
2.) A combination of jk, rofl, and lmao.
3.) An alternative to jk, rofl, lmao or any combination of the three.
patient: How long do I have left to live?
doctor: Two weeks.
patient: ZOMFG!
doctor: Jkroflmao! You are fine.
JK Rowling On the Floor Laughing. What is written when you are joking about liking something in Harry Potter. Synonymous with just kidding, but solely for Harry Potter.
Roger: Hey did you like Prisoner of Azkaban?
Lawrence: Yes it was my favourite!
Roger: Really????
Lawrence: No! JKROFL!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.