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Urban Dictionary

1.(Noun) Mental, self absorbed, micro-managing blonde
2.(adj.) Sexist
1.Ha you failed the test you stupid Raiford!
2.That Raiford never says the girls do something wrong!
raiford by John Witoski January 17, 2017

Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
Dave Stanger by Earth First! September 8, 2022
Jemeel, an average looking dude but he is a keeper. If you meet a Jemeel, make sure to devote yourself to him. He will love you forever.
Jemeel is such a nice guy.

This guy named Jemeel said he will take me out on vacation.
jemeel by -Haruto- May 31, 2021

Penile Collision 

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Penile Collision by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011

chandana 

an outgoing, small person whose smile is memorizing.
the other day i was blinded by the grin of a chandana.
chandana by naryam swami January 8, 2011

clappyhead 

To have a clappyhead. True origins unknown. Theories include wearing an Ushanka (Russian hat) and having the sides "clap" against your head or having Exploding Head Syndrome.
Hey clappyhead. You dumb, looking, clappyhead motherfucker!
clappyhead by dustygorilla March 4, 2011
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