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happy birthday 

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later
i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed
happy birthday by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006

Amistics 

The Study of the choices made by different cultures as to which technologies they would embrace or spurn.
The only reason we haven't already changed our genetic code to be stronger, eliminate nearsightedness or have bigger dicks is not that it can't be done, it is our current Amistics don't allow it.

Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
Amistics by Mondak May 29, 2015

Introvert 

A person who gains energy through low stimulus activities.

These activities can include spending time alone, reading, studying, going for a relaxing stroll or jog, etc.

Introverts are not necessarily shy and can in fact be very social, provided they have time to recharge afterwards. One defining characteristic seems to be that they feel less reward from highly social situations which is why they can loose energy, feel tired or even overwhelmed when at social events such as parties, concerts, sporting events, etc.
James Bond was an introvert. Introverts and Extroverts are both awesome and gain energy in different ways.
Introvert by Chezwyk August 21, 2015

Chadhole 

A person from missouri that's an asshole and his name is chad
Hey chadhole you wanna race?
Chadhole by Hfeather417 December 30, 2019

angelick lick 

" man she is such an angelick lick"
angelick lick by ANGELICMF June 12, 2008

chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird

Typically used to reassure someone that an event is insignificant and should not be worried about. Also used as a variation of "no big deal".
Friend: "I'm so worried about this test tomorrow..."
Me: "Chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird. No need to worry about it!"
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