a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.

1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.

A fucking loser who likes to beat his meat to the color blue.

Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.