loser, jerk, scientific nerd

kaesohn is sexy asf like if you got the name kaesohn you pullin any shordy buh don’t try n fuk wit him or you gon somehow end up wit a knot on yo head , his fists heavy jus like his penis

When a prayer or other religious/superstitious attempt to get something backfires in an ironic way.

To get somewhere in the nick of time or by a fine margin, a margin as fine as a single baw-hair.

To throw fours is to acknowledge the fact that Ali is the GOAT.

n. (so-shel bern-owt)
One who:
1. Is tired of referring to himself or herself in the third person

2. Is sick of posts detailing what was:
a. eaten for breakfast
b. the way time was spent at the gym
c. the weather when one went outside

3. Remembers when phones were for calling people

or

4. Didn't pay his or her internet bill this month. Kind of on purpose.

n. The process of becoming a social burnout