Asian Hangover

The type of hangover a male (usually caucasion) gets when he hangs out with a beautiful Asian girl for an extended weekend and does not want to go back to work.

Can sometimes call in sick due to an Asian hangover if she is within a 20 mile radius of the male.

1. (co-worker) "How was your vacation?"

(Male) "It was amazing. I'm suffering from a major Asian hangover though."

2. (Male) "Yeah, I'm sorry I can't make it in today. Have a bad Asian hangover."

(Boss) "Wow she must be beautiful!"

(Male) "Yeah, I might need another day or two with her. I'll keep you posted."

Asian Hangover by EEGHawaii April 11, 2011

Dick Move

1. When a dick moves.

2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.

3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.

1. When a man dick moves.

2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."

3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."

Dick Move by LiL C DoE August 28, 2010

Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.

Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.

Bob Neck by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

Russian Turntable by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

LOLFMAO

Laugh out loud my fucking ass off, or laugh out laughing my fucking ass off. A combination of Laugh out loud (LOL), and Laugh my fucking ass off (LOLMFAO). Can be used to describe extremely funny things or the sense that you find something funny.

This meme is so funny, LOLFMAO.

LOLFMAO by vann_er_godt May 12, 2023

Stinky Seat Cushion

1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked

2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.

3. Taking a dump in another's anus

" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"

Stinky Seat Cushion by NFA Stove January 7, 2012

Roly Polyest

Someone amazingly good at Roly poly's.

Miss Smith is the best Roly Polyest in the world.

Roly Polyest by 2C°°l June 8, 2019

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