spite date

a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better

Jane went on a spite date to prove to John that she can do much better.

spite date by WindyBug April 18, 2008

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slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

slinging a deuce by CalStabn September 22, 2005

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maneater

To describe anything that is abnormally large. This definition derives from describing an animal that could consume a person because of its size like a shark or other carnivore. The adjective can be applied to anything.

That shit I took was a maneater.

Did you see John's new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's a maneater.

maneater by Cyanaed April 12, 2006

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Squishyface

Retarded people who update thier facebook status every 5 fucking seconds saying how they have the most amazing bf/gf when they really have only been dating them for 2 goddamn weeks.

OMG FUCKING SQUISHYFACE STOP UPDATING!!! WE DONT CARE!!!!!

Squishyface by POed Social networker August 8, 2010

McChicken-o

When u and a milf fuck while listening to BOP by dababy and then while ur eating u out she queefs all over u

Last night I McChicken-o with ur mom

McChicken-o by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

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Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

Smoking SideWays by immortalgoat March 6, 2018