Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

unrequited like

When you like someone who doesn't like you. ('Like' in the non-weird way.)

Failure: "My life is filled with unrequited like."
Snarker: "I wonder what the common denominator could be?"

unrequited like by canonlibel February 26, 2010

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

Foreskin Fermenter by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

bifida

A Bifida is the new way of saying dirty bitch, or it can be used a word enhancer.

Matt:Dude your girlfriend is being a real Bifida right now.

Blake:Yeah she hasn't been the same sence that house fell on her bifida sister.

Poochie: I can't work today.
BDUB: Why?
Poochie: I have Spinal Bifida.
BDUB: WTF?
Poochie: Or one of those Bifidas

bifida by B.Dub May 14, 2008

followingranhaterr

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followingranhaterr by iidontnknpow December 7, 2023

The genius maneuver

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.

"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

The genius maneuver by The man in the bushes April 8, 2024

aclamationable

Used in Markiplier’s Video ‘Markiplier Makes: LEGO’
Defined by Ethan, or Heapass, as “making shit up - Gottem!”

“Markiplier is always aclamationable “
- Heapass

aclamationable by Ali_yeet March 18, 2019

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