Tawkwardness

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness

Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......

Tawkwardness by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Basement Show

A party drink designed for consumption at live music shows in some kid's basement. Pour a 40 (preferably Colt 45) into a tall glass. Next drop in a shot of cheap whiskey. Pound the drink and chase it with a large gulp of Sparks.

"Mike was dead sober until he downed that Basement Show and started wilin' out"

Basement Show by Reid&Jeb February 27, 2009

BMW

Break My Windows -
Cos people without BMW's smash them up out of pure jealousy.

Hey theres a BMW!
Lets go smash it up cos we can't afford one.

BMW by Murray Lewis November 22, 2003

TVno

A TVno is someone that is watching tv. (A little bit like a lazino)

Don’t be a TVno! Get up and talk to me!

TVno by Someonexxxxxx March 28, 2019

reamed by ricockulousness

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

reamed by ricockulousness by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

Ampudestrian

A person walking across a street or busy intersection who is missing a leg.
Generally it takes them a long time to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the ampudestrian cross the road?
A: Because he wanted me to be late for work.

Ampudestrian by ShoKill October 20, 2007

simown

A man who likes a haddock in his pint of apple juice.

Gee whiz, that guy must be a simown, look at that glorious haddock!

simown by thehappywhale November 6, 2012

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