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masturbation pay

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."
masturbation pay by smendler April 21, 2010
she is a bitch. her favourite words to use are bitch, hoe ass and her favourite saying is “chuppa mi polla”~ meaning suck my dick. elinor is a slag as well, she can’t give handjobs but will shag you at a gaff after one drink do not woryb
“elinor is a bitch, elinor can chuppa mi polla hoe ass”
elinor by granny doo doo February 5, 2019
She is a really kind beautiful cute girl/boy if possible it is best to be friends with her at first impression she looks like THOSES popular bitches but If you get to know her better she is really kind one thing to know she is very goofy and very energetic and runs very fast
Yixin is a really kind person be friends with her !
Yixin by Sarah choo March 4, 2019

Rumpke'd 

To be deceived or snookered in an imaginative, creative, clever, and often humorous manner.
I went to JungleJim's for the first time last weekend and I really had to use the john. I nearly peed my pants before realizing I had been Rumpke'd. A tug on my fly to Jungle Jim for a open & shut snooker well done.
Rumpke'd by gotwood4sale August 23, 2016

Haileigh 

Name originating in Old English meaning "Hay Meadow"

Commonly found to be very sweet girls with huge hearts, Haileighs are loved by many of the people who's lives they've touched.

However, this prominent attribute may also lead to heartache and turmoil. For those who have huge hearts like a Haileigh, life cannot be all sunshine.

But Hailieghs should take heart, for without the rain that comes from the storms, the grass would not grow in the spring...
"Everyone loves Haileigh!"
Haileigh by NoOneThatSpecial February 4, 2010

Ching Chong 

Ching Chong or Ching Chang Chong are not to be said unless given authority by an Asian.
Also Ends with the word Wing and Wong
Random Guy walks up to Asian person.
The Guy: "Hey Ching Chong, go eat the dog Wing Wong"
Asian: "I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't skedaddle"
The Guy: "Ight, I don't want the smoke"
Ching Chong by aang01 October 30, 2023
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