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Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
used as a synonym for weed
- hey u guys have any wool ?
- sure mate a nickle bagful

Brambleton Middle School 

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.
The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

hicktastic 

Characterized as being redneck in the extreme; hokey; exhibiting the traits of a hick.
Sporting her mullet and buck teeth, Mary-Jo looked hicktastic in her blue-light special overalls and flannel plaid Molson Canadian jacket.
hicktastic by Hector Delacruz May 30, 2006

legit as shit 

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.
Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!
legit as shit by elosbast October 14, 2006

google.pooped 

one of the funniest people ive ever met tbh AMONGUS
google.pooped is SUS kinda fun to hang around

Spamcestor 

A (often elderly) relative who relentlessly emails everyone on a voluminous mailing list to send bad jokes, pointless articles, unfunny cartoons, political screeds, cloying aphorisms and other random stuff.
This weekend alone, I got 20 emails from my spamcestor, Uncle Fred. I love the guy, but his emails are killing me. How can I make him stop?
Spamcestor by Laura Bergheim October 7, 2007
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