The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.

A term only a dick uses. The person who uses it is a fucking ass hole, who doesn't give to shits about people and doesn't realize they've hurt someone

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake

The male version of a puck bunny.

A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.

Black man with spaghetti hair say n word lol