Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

Smack my Bone and call me Sally by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

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freesemann

flaming homo who usualy dates men than women. has sex with girls on the rag. is into young girls. has big ears. stud athlete...........NOT!!

person 1: look at that freesemann over there, hes a douche

freesemann by harold anderson00000 February 20, 2008

Trudee

A name for a really cool animal. If a dog has this name and happens to be a name of a team, that team will win!

Hey, we’re you team Trudee in the game?
Yes, I did fight in the great soccer war

Trudee by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

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Marcation

Verb: Used to describe a goal or an objective

Example: Yo I know you see that baddie over there definitely some marcation for you bruh

Example 2: Yo this years marcation.. gotta get that bag ya herrrrr

Marcation by Zaphoenix July 27, 2024

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Scottism

Afflicts lazy cunts named Scott who can't proof-read or spell.

"That dick's got Scottism" said the handsome man.

Scottism by Scott_is_bad_at_slight_of_hand November 30, 2017

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whom

a simple and useful word that, like the adverb, baffles the americans.

From whom did Saddam get his WMDs?

whom by Our-Man-In-Nantucket January 29, 2004

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Mexican Maid

A maid that doesn't take shit from anyone, and if you mess with her, you will get the chancla. She also knows how to work with her master's blade very well, and she sometimes gets rewards for treating it so well.

Person 1: Did you hear about that mexican maid?
Person 2:Yeah, I'm making sure not to mess with her.

Mexican Maid by Deadgril March 6, 2017

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