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philosocizing 

I enjoy philosocizing after my morning bong.
philosocizing by julius malema November 10, 2014

sheepshagger 

a person who engages in sexual activity with a sheep
He got convicted of bestiality; lousy sheepshagger got 5 years.
sheepshagger by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008

Doot-da-doo 

The cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper, paper towels, wrapping paper etc.
Husband- "Don't throw away the doot-da-doo"!
Wife- "What's a doot-da-doo"?
Husband- (places paper towel roll to lips) "DOOT-DA-DOO"!!! (Smiles)
Doot-da-doo by Bigdude716 August 6, 2018

Glizzy Guzzler

Someone who will guzzle down glizzys like it’s nobody’s business.
Look at that glizzy guzzler! He let that glizzy slide down his gullet like it was a penis down Mia khalifas
Simply put, a Rose is the kind of girl you'd experience once in a lifetime, someone who'd rest her head on your shoulder, someone who'd wipe your tears & fears away. She's the type of person to really care about you. Whether it be big or small, she'll always have your back.

She is known for her kind, sweet, and loving personality. Despite the pickiness of the men she chooses as her partner, she often chooses those who have similar tastes as her. However, when you are with a Rose, proceed with caution. Because she's most likely the emotional type and likes to keep to herself. But when she opens up to you, there's no turning back. You just devoted your life to her.

Her quiet exterior holds something more valuable on the inside.
The power to turn heads at her stunning beauty and personality. She lights up all the rooms she enters, turns the heads of many, and is just an overall sweetheart. Her ability to change the course of a conversation is powerful, changing many enemies to just friends. She is a great love maker and a captivating romantic. Her vivacious moves, her dazzling smile make up for the journey ahead of you.

So enjoy her presence, while it lasts.
For she is a one of a kind girl.
And the most beautiful of all the flowers.
She is a Rose.
Man: "Wow, she is stunning, does she have a boyfriend?"
Man 2: "I don't know man, with a face like that, she probably does!"

Definition: A Rose is the name of a flower called a Rose (part of the Rosaceae family of plants), or is the name of a (most likely) female with the name of Rose. The name Rose dates back to the 19th century (1880s), when it was a popular name among the female youth around the world, mostly Europe and North America.
Rose by vetchinarusskiy June 20, 2024
no reason boner!
when you get a woody, and there is no damn reason why
chris: it was prolly an NRB
me: its okay i understand
chris: it was prolly cuz u were there
me: oh fareal?!?!??!?!
NRB by realrap December 29, 2007
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