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Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman
As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.
Spinning Top by jojojosie July 20, 2010

neurosis 

A clan that won this random 'Counter-Strike'(whats that?) league in some place named Brisbane (wheres that?)
I am in neurosis.
neurosis by Lol June 21, 2003
Tits,breast,boobs ect. Short for mammary glands which is the scientific word for tits.
mams by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

Vegas ass 

The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.
"This place smells like ass. And NOT, freshly scrubbed, "Vegas ass" either!"
Vegas ass by D. Gould February 9, 2006

Snap-a-doo 

A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)

Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
Young girl talking to her Dad.

"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"

"Tell your Mom"
Snap-a-doo by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Nyan cat 

A cat traveling through space with a poptart as the body, with a rainbow coming out of its ass. Just says nyan over and over. It's cute at first, but gets annoying. Go to nyan.cat to see how long you can stand the nyan-ing for.
Nyan cat by blahburbuttox May 14, 2011
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