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Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.
Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'
BLOKES by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013
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Japanese Rain Goggles 

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
Rasulhan have a lot of money and have a nice car also he have a lot chicks
Rasulhan
Rasulhan by Murat mulder November 22, 2021

Pooj whack 

A stick with poop on the end of it.
Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!
Pooj whack by The naked ree February 20, 2021
A bitch ass nigga that’s obsessed with a girl named Ivette and also a fake friend
Edward Got a small dick
Edward by Smd247 April 9, 2018

Dirty Anniston

When you anal fist someone and then they have to give you a rim job.
Have you ever tried the dirty Anniston it seems lit. My hands felt kind of weird after it.
Dirty Anniston by Handyjobkate April 22, 2020

Doğan Can 

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
X: Big man in a suit. Take that off, what are you?

Y: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, like Doğan Can.
Doğan Can by DCYKING November 21, 2021