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Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.
A: ugh there are so many old people here
B: I know it's OFF here.
OFF by JLG97 October 10, 2011
A really great friend and someone everyone should know. He can make you laugh and smile with his jokes, take some time to get to know him and you won’t regret it. He is humble and will never admit how great he is. He is never mean without a reason and doesn’t have bad intentions, he is a great listener and will make a great impact in your life.
“Aito is such a great guy isn’t he?”

“The greatest”
Aito by Miwwie69 October 3, 2020
A Lauren is very smart, kind, and generous. She has a wild side when she's around her friends, but is shy and quiet around strangers. A typical Lauren will have beautiful brown eyes that sparkle in the sun, long dark hair, and bronze, smooth skin. Laurens are athletic, and have their own type of fashion. Anyone Lauren likes is very lucky, and should definitely like her back. Laurens are angelic and sporty.
boy 1: dude you should be lucky Lauren likes you
boy 2: I know, but I'm too shy to ask her out
Lauren by that.sparkly.bitch December 22, 2020
by Josie
Drake is awsome
Drake by Josie B November 28, 2018
The crud and fungus that collects under extremely long fingernails left unmanicured for an extended period of time.
The crungus that collected under her 6" fingernails was enough to pot a plant.
Crungus by Urban Junkie November 5, 2007

Jackpotracer 

A person so hell-bent on destroying a company he destroys himself instead.
Stop being such a jackpotracer!
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