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Urban Dictionary

Neo-posing 

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.
Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?
Neo-posing by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2022

pulling your pisser 

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.
Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

comblunxcious

lacking the skill of being able to tie your shoes witout difficulty
the 40 year old pedophile's comblunxcious nature made him him by cheap rite-aid shoes

canada dry 

A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind.

2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.
That bitch was Canada dry last night.

Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?

Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.
When a man hold his dick up, and strokes it with one finger from scrotum to tip, while listening to classical music.
He cockrofts to Mozarts concierto.
cockroft by emeaon September 28, 2011
A stulla is a Jamaica term coined by dancahall singer Mavado that describes a male of high sexually potency and stamina.
'I'm a long distance stulla. ( I am very sexualy potent and can have sex for long sessions)
Stulla by Arson_jm September 8, 2010
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