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the prettiest girl in school. She is smart and beautiful.
She is not rich but she does have money. you will never see her in anything except hollister, American eagle, or aeropostale.
she is the prettiest girl in the class and she knows it. But she doesn't act like a bitch about it and even talks to the geeky kids.
Everybody loves her and wants to be like her.
The only people that don't like her are the snobby girls that are jealous.
All the boys like her. They all joke with her and think she is cute.
I wish i was more like Noelle.

That Martha Stewart

Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.
That Martha Stewart by LRPeer March 29, 2024
Liverpool slang for kissing.
cop off by Kizza March 29, 2004

Jacksonville Piledriver 

A repetitive thrusting motion during sex, so hard, resulting in the penis to emerge from the females mouth.
Dude, last night i performed the most legendary jacksonville piledriver ive ever done. She fucking died.
Jacksonville Piledriver by Orionn February 22, 2014

The Potion 

A mix of being very high and being extremely drunk at the same time
Dude, I was so fucked last night. The potion hit me hard.
Bro I didn't make it home last night because of the potion.
The Potion by ChasMann May 28, 2013

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny
Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her
Micropenis by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

Drunken Duncan 

Sexual act where the female takes a mouthful of some spirit and then performs fellatio.
She was awesome. We raided the minibar for a scotch and she gave me a drunken duncan.
Drunken Duncan by Senidic August 16, 2011
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