Osteoporosis

Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis”

Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis

unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.

I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.

unicorn inch by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

Parked by hellaparked April 24, 2014

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

an exclamation accompanied by shaking your fist at someone, usually over some horrible injustice or blasphemy.

"No hot dog buns? Sacrilege!!"

sacrilege by kmuff July 30, 2004

the opposite of lol (laughing out loud).

roflkid6: i just got hit by a bus LOL!!!!

lolwtfbbq:nlol :(

nlol by Nii April 4, 2005

At the end of the night when you're forced to empty your pockets of drug reminents to line up. Regardless of lint to drug ratio.