CHP

Acronym for "Come Here Please"

See Tramp Stamp

A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.

See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.

CHP by W0NK0 the sane December 25, 2007

Get the CHP mug.

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

Fuckedupedness by The Son of God April 17, 2006

Get the Fuckedupedness mug.

achooshi

god tier drawer.

achooshi drawing

achooshi by HUIAS February 9, 2022

Get the achooshi mug.

stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

stretched by CityOf781 December 6, 2012

dipfrizzy

mf who always misses everyday like his life depends on it

dipfrizzy always misses his takes are all ass

dipfrizzy by kimbuggg January 14, 2022

Get the dipfrizzy mug.

De Jesus

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

De Jesus by superbipolar420 July 6, 2016

Get the De Jesus mug.

Shomili

Shomili is a name for a girl who is insecure about her looks. She has a crush on Shawn Mendes. She will be a rich successful person in life. She is a very sweet and kind person too who loves listening to music and scrolling through Pinterest<3 She has a great personality and loves to dance too.

Shomili is on spotify 24/7

Shomili by therapistaf November 24, 2021

Get the Shomili mug.

Urban Dictionary