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Nicole is a beautiful blonde girl. She goes out with people who's names start with J's and T's. She is soooo smart because she is in topics two years early. She normally has a major side-bang with her gorgeous blue eyes sticking out. She is incredibly funny and witty. Everyone loves Nicole. Also everyone knows she should go out with her band and homeroom buddy, Ted.
Look at that Nicole she's so amazing
Nicole by jackmacintire July 1, 2011

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You type qwetyuopadfgjklxcvnmrishzb when you are bored.
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King of Discord Mods. Rizzes up kittens.
Father - Honey, have you seen little Jimmy anywhere?
Mother - Yeah, he's with Shamiek.
Father - Sweetie, call the police.

Popping The Cork 

When you giving it in the pooper to a first timer, at first you need to get in slow and then pull out really fast, causing a popping noise and the overflowing of god knows what.
Bob literally shit and squealed like a bitch when he found out Sutter was popping the cork.

funk girl 

A girl who prides herself on one night stands, hookup girl,
I met this funk girl from tinder, meet her at a hotel.
funk girl by Layinback September 14, 2017

Smileytardo disease 

1) the act of smiling like a retard
1) the kid had a nervous twitch in his face which made it seem like he had smileytardo disease
Smileytardo disease by jblazenyc January 14, 2009
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