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Jakob Njos 

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
Jakob Njos by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

noodle bitch

A noodle bitch is one whom is willing to construct any type of noodle dish at the mere whim of his girlfriend and or sister.
Sally - "Hey Spud can u make me some noodles?....Now!"
Spud - "Sure thing Sis'"
Tom - "Jee, Spud sure is a noodle bitch!"

Dock rat 

A women fishermen who is hired just for cleaning and sexual favors while out at sea, and moves on to a new boat once the vessel has reached a new port.
“I should hire that dock rat for the season so I can have her polish my dishes and my c@&?
Dock rat by Balls and sacks June 8, 2022
loud, easily drunk, obnoxious, funny. they can always put a smile on your face, or make ya feel like a retard. (:
Those Scullen people, man...they crazy man !
Scullen by tapere August 1, 2011

tittopies 

The top of the titties
"damn girl, that dress makes your tittopies pop!"
tittopies by Xx_T_xX May 1, 2021
monica is what black people call people that help them out no matter what.
tyrell: "yo yo yo whats good monica?"
john: "I've only got 7 bucks till payday since i paid my unexpected medical bill, but if you go for a walk with me to the liquor store we can get some old english 40s to get our drink on."
tyrell: "MONIKKA"
monica by doctor cockter OBGYN August 25, 2023
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