dick brain syndrome (n): (1) a disorder which typically affects those of the female sex (though some males may be affected as well) which results in consistent thoughts of getting cock.
(2) the inability to focus on anything aside from getting fucked by a big dick.

The Queen of Peens. Makes all men obedient cucks. Best jerk off instructions in the world.

a worsening of the common cold that has not been diagnosed by a medical professional. Similar to "someonia."

A city in East Texas comparable to Tyler, Texas. Less old people and more on the young side. Beware the bad side of town, if you see the abandoned K-mart you are over there. There are problems with homeless people over there, they'll annoy the crap out of you. Stay away from there. We also have problems with petty thugs street racing down loop 281 in the middle of the night.

Very comparable to the size of Tyler, Texas. Instead of bleeding into Whitehouse and Lindale, Texas it bleeds into two different ones called Springhill, Texas and Lakeport, Texas.

It's in Gregg County Texas.

To defecate.

When you tie a women upside down from a ceiling fan
and three guys position themselves in triangle formation
around the ceiling fan, the women then proceeds to suck the guys dicks in a clockwise direction as the fan spins her around. meanwhile a midgit in buttless chaps runs around and spanks her ass as she spins in a circle.