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grant avery 

Someone who will spam you with gore,granny porn,scat and has a bot that does the same thing, he also plays video games and is very awesome
Dude this nigga grant avery fucking spammed me with scat and granny porn
grant avery by Lorsh Zontek June 20, 2019

Retordent 

Retordent, adj.

1. A Captain Haddockesque insult.

Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters!

Did he just call me a jellied eel? That is so retordent.
Retordent by Lothario January 16, 2007
Wishlist, as in on Amazon or Steam.
Hey, my game is about to drop on Steam...if you're interested, you should go ahead and 'shlist it!
'shlist by CrotchZombieCom January 6, 2025

humpfuck 

a body wave used by many jewish teenagers in attempt to seduce another. it is mainly effective when used in correspondence with the song "Strastruck" by Lady Gaga or "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3. either would efficiently enhance the prospect of success.
"Damn, Megan, did you see Shane humfuck right then? He totally wants you!"

"Really Fizz? Wow, that was the best humpfuck i've seen all night!"
humpfuck by Fizzforever January 3, 2010
Also sometimes "TL,DR" or "TL;DR".

"Too long; didn't read."

1.) This is commonly used in Internet communities to respond to verbose postings which the respondent did not have the patience to fully digest.

2.) This is also occasionally used to designate a summary preceding or following a verbose post to which others may otherwise respond "TLDR".
1.) <Alice>: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis non neque sapien. Donec eu egestas dui. Quisque pellentesque pellentesque eros, eu posuere leo interdum id. In consequat, enim eget cursus aliquet, massa sem elementum ipsum, ut vestibulum magna arcu et odio. Maecenas vel pulvinar neque. Aliquam erat volutpat. Vivamus dictum vulputate dapibus.

<Bob>: TLDR

2.) <Alice> TLDR: This is just a bunch of filler text. It doesn't mean anything.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis non neque sapien. Donec eu egestas dui. Quisque pellentesque pellentesque eros, eu posuere leo interdum id. In consequat, enim eget cursus aliquet, massa sem elementum ipsum, ut vestibulum magna arcu et odio. Maecenas vel pulvinar neque. Aliquam erat volutpat. Vivamus dictum vulputate dapibus.
TLDR by IsraelZulu April 14, 2011

geek out 

The act of becoming emotionally and physically aroused by the sight or the thought of a technicality of a certain topic of major interest.

It resembles an "orgasm of the mind".

Geeking out is not a universal feeling. As a result, if one person in a group geeks out, everyone else is wondering in curiosity what is wrong with that person.
I geek out all the time that I read about my favorite software language.

When I saw how all the computers were built, I totally geeked out!

When I heard that he had collected all the baseball cards that I had looked for for so long, and he finally offered to show me that collection, I totally geeked out!
geek out by DENSC March 15, 2009
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