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When you meet a girl and think wow she's hot but you wonder how long her looks will last and how she might be looking in 30 yrs time So you make a point of meeting her mum and secretly look her over to get some kind of prediction.
"Julie is so pretty and we get on so well, but I'm worried about her butt, lovely size now but please no bigger. So I went over to meet her mum and although her mum's butt is generous, she's still got great shape and firm cheeks so I'm happy that Julie's got good Assma"
Assma by Aive October 23, 2020
A person who is obsessed with sex. They are constantly horny and an easy catch
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Phenix by mof7 November 28, 2009

Bed Wars 

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.
Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺
Bed Wars by Aheedude June 19, 2025

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.
I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.
Fat Albert by dragonschld June 12, 2008

fabunking 

being intoxicated while face-booking... posting or commenting on face book while drunk or high
I'm sorry for posting you were a fucking douche biscuit who sucks homeless cocks. I was totally fabunking.
fabunking by lechbarh January 19, 2011
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