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scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!
Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.
semen by kofi May 12, 2003
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cabbage patch bitch 

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.
Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

shower sac

The more offensive version of douchebag. Douchebags are relatively good things (keep those cunts clean), so, naturally, shower sacs would be horrible things.
Sarah: You're such a douchebag!
Val: Thanks, but you come off as a shower sac.
Sarah: Ugh! Fuckmuppet!
shower sac by Mike McShower Sac September 2, 2007

Tour bus incident 

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd
This is a person who will try to roast you and fail miserably. He is fat and built like Thanos and will try to steal anyone's food as soon as he sees it but will never give any food to the table. He easily cries from small things like falling off of exercise balls. Never try to be friends with an omesh.
Bro is that Omesh?? We gotta run away
Omesh by NealTheGamer August 1, 2020

Twatknacker 

A total idiot
That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013
A YouTuber, with 26 subscribers he is a carrot and a Zebra mixed in one. He is basically a zebra with orange stripes.

Subscribe to him he is the best Someone very good at YouTube.
Wow look at that famous dude he must be Zebrot.
zebrot by Mike Isters Hunt January 3, 2017