Faft

A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.

"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."

Faft by Cob September 28, 2012

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Bedsy

Used to address Regina Pats prospect Connor Bedard, or to address when someone hits a nasty clip in chel or in an actual ice hockey game

Guy: Goddamn! Did you see that nasty toe drag release goal from Bedsy?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, that was sick!

Bedsy by Zicky boy March 14, 2023

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riding the train

when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark

"OMG, look, Coby's had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train."

riding the train by Steve Hagar July 20, 2008