polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

polite banana by Crycket April 27, 2008

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Aziannerd

A proper noun

A superbly nerdy asian nerd (such as one with the likes of Terence). Will oftentimes complain about flawless grades and put themselves down.

"He got 103% on the test?? What an Aziannerd..."
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A: I did so badly on the exams.
B: Oh really? What'd you get?
A: Only an 100.
B: And what were you aiming for?
A: 102.
B: Shut up and stop being such an Aziannerd.

Aziannerd by theplaidninja(; January 5, 2012

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Protogent

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

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terror-whipped

Someone who is constantly spreading stories about evil Muslims, and who can reasonably be expected to vote for the most repressive 2008 presidential candidate--the one who's most gung-ho about the immigration issue and who wants to "protect" America by bombing more middle eastern countries.

Goddamn, Tony is voting for Ghoul-iani?

Oh yeah, he's terror-whipped bigtime.

terror-whipped by Tjones_2005a January 10, 2009

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helter skelter

Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.

I like helter skelter.

helter skelter by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004