Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?
My friend: haha! I stole your phone
me: oh no!
My Friend: What?
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A geriatric wrinkly aggressive man who lurks around car dealerships and tries to molest and kidnap female sales associates. A complete opposite of an Armentrout.
Dude, did you see Armenfuck try and grab Christen's breast?