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global panini 

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

Fucky Wucky 

My friend: haha! I stole your phone
me: oh no!
My Friend: What?
Me: Uh oh! you made a serious Fucky Wucky, time to get in the F̶̨̡̛̼͓̩͙̙͈̲̲͖̩̖̳̱̞̞̖̥͓̙̫̺̺͎̘̼̣͉̞͈̗̜̲̆̄̉͛̓̃͒͂̀̋̿̓̈́̏͆̽̋͐́̉̾̃̈́̍̀̈́̊̋́̇͊̀͐͐̓̈́͋̀̒͌̀̃̓͐̄̓͆͛̔̐̎̏̃͐͌̒͂̎̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅO̵̺̱̖̔̽̀̊́̇̏̈́̔͋͒͂́͐͘Ṛ̴̢̧̨̨̨̢̢̧̠̟̼̬̙̹̟͎̣͚̥̺̞̜̪̞̰͔̗͔̙̩̖̦̭̭̙̟͎̼̻̤̲̥̣͕̝͓̝̦͓̞͔͎͎̰͓̊̊̌̀̌̿̂̔̔͑̎̾̌̓̌̎͊̓̄̈́͐̓͂̀̉̽̚̕͜͝ͅE ̡̢̢̨̨̧̡̛̣̬̪̠͚̠̤̤̦͇͖̟̣͖͕͎͚̖̳̯̭̬̟̤͍̣̣͈̫̜͎̺̦̲̫̫̥̯̝̤̬̗̯̫̬͓͚̘̤̲̻̯̹̻̮̪̥͙͖̬̞̹̼̌͋̄͒̓̊͋̎̇̒͑̊͛̊̇̊̑̆̀̌̓̈́̊̋̃͐̇̀͛̾̈́̓̆̏̉̒̒̃͑͛͊̓̿̓̋͋̎̑̇̆̉́̀̆̐͐̅͗̇͌͆̀̒̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝V̵̡̧̧̢̨̨̱̦̫̦̗̦̝͙̤͖̰̯̮͚̮̱̪̼̯̹̪͍̜̩̗̥͙͕̭̮͖̮̝̹̟̣̤̝͓̖͖̖͍̻̤͇͍̮͈͔̲̲̪̳̹̲̝͕̥̩̹͔̰̤̂̄̋̔͌̓́̓̃͑͜͝ͅͅͅͅȨ̵̢̢͈͙̳̦̱̣͔̣̹̪̩̮̝̜̙̩̳̦̗͍̱̖̠̘̲͉̘̲͔̼̟͑́̍͆̀̊͋̿̓̐͒̓͊̎̂̀̆̉̿͊̽̓̒̋̈́̒̀̽̔̀͊̑̏̀̃̓͌͋̏̌̀̽̒̑̏̈́͛́̆̆̈́͊͑͗͒͒͛̿̀́̚̕͘̚̕͝͝͠͝Ṟ̵̛̛̛̝̲̩̭̺͖̖͇͎͓͙̙͓̹͇͔̼̮͎͙̱͉̠̭̰̺̙̮͈̻̖̻̠̀́̒̾̂͂̄̈́̂̈͛̅͂̄͗̉̈́̑̆̅̎͌̎̊̆͋̎̈́̎͗̔͐̈́̒̍̽͑̉̒͊͑̿̀͛̀͌̽́͌͂̀̉̋̓̓͑̊̋͘̕̕̕̚͘͘͝͠͝͝͝͠B ̧̧̢̧̛̦̦̺̭̣̟̣̮̱̤̭͕̬̣̼̮͖̠̲̺͕͈̖̳̻̙̥̙͓̯͔͓̘̱͓̱̮̗͈̮̗̘͓͚̘̜̟͍̼͇̙̰̳͉͍̼͍͖̖̲̟̯̼̯̥͖̓̓͐͐̔̉͑͌̉͛͗̽̿͘͜ͅỚ̶̧̻̬͈̭͔̙̤͕̙̾̓̇͐̔̉͒̔̀̆͐̈́̑͑̂̏̈́̔̅͊͘͝͠X̴̢̻̼̝̟̩̼̗̳͇̟̪͈͙̖̲͙̻̠͚̼̰̠̰͕͔̩͕̉͐̐̿̽́̈́̇̎͒̑͑̾̂̈́͊͌͂̇͋́͘͜͝͝ͅͅ!̵̧̧̛̛̝̲̭͕̹̬͉̫̹̲̦̫̞̲̘͓͓̬̝̗̻͓̎̌͑͆͌̑̄̾̆̈́̽̉̍̀͆̇̈̍̀̾͌̚̚̕͝͠ͅ

Trifecta Challenge 

In a 24hr period, a man must blow individual loads into the P, the bootyhole, and the mouth in any order.
My girl and I are going to try the Trifecta Challenge this weekend.

get sticky wit it 

agreeing or wanting to partake in an event/action
john: who wants to ride this sick wave?
jake: yuh, lets get sticky wit it

john:dope

john: should I goodwill?

jake: get sticky wit it
john: thanks dude

Armenfuck 

A geriatric wrinkly aggressive man who lurks around car dealerships and tries to molest and kidnap female sales associates. A complete opposite of an Armentrout.
Dude, did you see Armenfuck try and grab Christen's breast?
Armenfuck by Sand Fuck May 31, 2017

octopoop 

verb: When someone takes eight poops in one day
I shouldn't have eaten the leftovers in the fridge. I totally had to octopoop today.
octopoop by fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 14, 2011
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