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Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.
- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.
Straight as a whistle by silkyshush January 10, 2021

truffle dip

A truffle dip is when a partner peels back the foreskin of their boyfriends erect penis, and proceeds to take a lays truffle chip and dip it in the mans penile cheese.
Man: Hey honey, what would you like for dinner?
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)
truffle dip by Filthy Plebs January 1, 2016

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

Retroactive Transgender Recognition

1. The act of becoming aware of an individual's transgenderism only after it has been stated.
2. Being unaware of a person's transgenderism until it has been stated, but then being able to constantly see indicators of transgenderism.
"I didn't know Underscores was trans until like yesterday. Now that I know, its all I can see. That's some Retroactive Transgender Recognition if I've ever seen it."

detroit tigers

the detroit tigers have the second highest payroll in the mlb and they still suck at life. Traded good rookies for dontrelle willis and he blows at life. He blows so much cock that his mouth is wider than the gap between the tigers and first place.
The detroit tigers like anal sex as they constantly lay down for the other teams.

joacaftyd 

jump off a cliff and fall to your death
"haha nerd"
"joacaftyd"
joacaftyd by illotu September 1, 2023
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