Morten er fandeme lidt af en tynd-saftevands-dreng, hva?

You're so fat it looks like you've got Twinkies hanging on the back of your head.

“why are you smiling so hard?” “bc @calacc on tiktok posted one of her edits!”

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

"I'm going to take a picture but I have to turn on the flash." Friend whispers bitches only to you -" Flash photography makes me look awful" Me - Please stop the whisper bitching.

Legend has it, that once upon a time there was this rat that wished it could fly. So after praying numerous times to Allah, he finally got his wings and his rat brotherin' named him bat.