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When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion
Well since I couldn’t merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didn’t have to kick a skank out of my house the next day
Souping by Ron Rico June 17, 2018

Self-Helper 

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.
Self-Helper by Flitch August 19, 2012

Road Warrior 

A Sexual Maneuvre used in the missionary position. The male takes the woman around the thigh's and rev's them up like a motorcycle. He then proceeds to making engine noises.
"I'm feeling dangerous"
"We Could do a Road Warrior"
"What's that?"
"... brrrrrrrm"
Road Warrior by Mitchy C July 19, 2009
He is very smart. Also very friendly however if you get on his wrong side, then you are up for a hard time. He is resourceful. He is initially shy, however after a while he opens up and talks way too much. He is loyal and can keep secrets. NEVER lose a friend like him
I wish I had a friend like akanksh.
akanksh by aryanc11345 November 23, 2021

alleywayed 

The state of being slammed up against the wall of an alleyway by the hottest BAMF ever, who then proceeds to shove his tongue down your throat.
Friend: "So did you get alleywayed last night?"
Girl: "Yeah, it was epic, he is the hottest guy livin."

Mate: "So have you alleywayed her yet?"
Guy: "Of course man."
Mate: "Man, I am so jealous."
alleywayed by kingofalleyway December 25, 2010

Gamerscore 

A rating of how little of a life someone has. Used on Xbox. The higher your Gamerscore, the less of a life you have. (to a certain extent)
Lifeless Fag #1: Dude that guys gamerscore is 10,755!
Lifeless Fag #2: He must be teh 1337 badass!
Guy with Reasonably Gamerscore: No, you guys suck at life. Get outa your moms basement and get lives!
Lifeless Fag #1: HEY! ill kick you ass.....
Gamerscore by Chilanto January 11, 2009