Phalangate

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

Phalangate by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008

Haydn

the most amazing guy you will ever meet, the sort you only realize how much he means to you when he;s not there. A guy that makes you feel "ohh" so happy, and is quite funny too. He's always looks impeccable.

The guy every girl wants.

The guy every other guy wants to be.

Haydn's across the globe.

hotsweetwittypersistent

Haydn by australiandreamer December 14, 2010

chuusbstfriend

A very swag TikTok person very cool and swaggers you should be mutals with them swag

You: Have you heard about chuusbstfriend?
Them: no

You: Be mutals with them they are swag

chuusbstfriend by Chuusbstfriend March 23, 2021

Douchetwat

A cockwomble

Jeremy is also a douchetwat

Douchetwat by Jackcrew August 27, 2022

Lake Couchiching

Apparently every Lake in Northern Ontario

OCD Guy: Theres Lake Couchiching
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump

Lake Couchiching by GCSM January 16, 2011

ZOMBIEguy Minecraft

A very bad youtuber who uses iMovie to edit and makes 2013 minecraft content even though its 2021
they will also have very bad merch with pngs on fresh outta google images

Hey, you fatass, your channel is nearly as bad as ZOMBIEguy Minecraft you slag

ZOMBIEguy Minecraft by ur mom is a fag init May 26, 2021

this

pronoun / ˈt͟his , t͟həs /

A one-word response following another user's statement or question in an online forum or chat service, e.g., Slack; used to express intense agreement with said user's message--often preceded or replaced by a caret (^).

Thing1: I could really go for some pancakes right now.
Thing2: ^

THIS

this by Dilly36 October 21, 2017

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