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To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.
Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

Roger isn't actually a Republican. He just soutered us so he could spy on our campaign rally!

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where a bunch of dumb broads get soutered by a bachelor who isn't actually wealthy.
Soutered by cowboyNY June 18, 2010
meaning a tune is heavy to Mc to
usually used by Underground Garage Mcs
"trust me this tune is Merky"
Merky by BADBOY November 9, 2004

hair alley 

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.
I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.
hair alley by UDM1234 October 7, 2011

Spahr, David 

(n.), (adj.)
Dr. David "Davey" Spahr IV, born in East Gebumfuck Africa in 1915 while his father served an active tour of duty in the U.S. Marines. Dr. Spahr earned physics doctorates from Harvard, Yale and Princeton when he was only 4 months old by taking online college classes in his mothers womb via a computer and wireless modem he had constructed from a quarter, which his mother had accidentally swallowed when she was a child. He was nominated for his first Nobel prize at the age of seven, but turned it down saying "The world just isn't ready for a cure for cancer". As brilliant as he his, Spahr suffers from
several neurological disorders including
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), evident when he looks out the window at random points during his lectures at his Baldwin High School teaching post. His expectations for his pupils are exceedingly high, alotting only seconds for pop quizes and assigning labs described as such: "Here is a Q-Tip. Compute my favorite flavor of Ice Cream". Spahr feels a strong sense of rejection from his childhood because of the denial from his true love, genericly named "Betty Sue". He constantly looks for closure and often talks of his father at very random and inopportune points during the day, such as this, while he was explaining the physics concept of Torque: "My father once told me (Chuckling), 'Davey!
If you don't eat your vegetables, I'll beat you with a rubber hose!'". Of course, this only adds to the confusion of his already befuddled students. His
work for the government during the Cold War in constructing a Contractual Knanker Valve Defibulatory Radi-Mechanical Wombat, or Complicated Piece of Shit for short, has David Spahr constantly checking out the window of his class to see if the government sends a hovercraft to whisk him off to his next assignment. His intelligence and humor have earned him big name friends such as Giesler, Karl. Spahr, underneath his tough shell, connects with the students on a deep level, such as when he asked "Are you guys looking
at porn back there? Lemme see!".

Fun Fact: Spahr solved Eintein's Theory of Relativity when he was an infant.
(n.)
Mr. Spahr is insanely smart.
I doubt I'll pass Spahr's class.

(adj.) - interchange with "Smart"
You are really Spahr!
He's so Spahr!
You got an "A"? You're so Spahr!
A person who is much more than just a creep. The person is a freak and a creep. When combined, this person is a freap.
Man 1: "Dude, do you see that guy creepin' on Stacy over there?
Man 2: "That guy isn't even creepin'. He's above that - he's straight up freapin'."
freap by hurricane47 June 5, 2010

the cosby kiss 

“Tha Cosby KISS” is when you go on a date, kiss your partner and wake up in a portable potty.
My friends are telling The guy I saw last night gave me “The Cosby kissed” but I can’t remember.
the cosby kiss by Apple picker January 29, 2020
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