SCRUB
SCRUB by Big Bertheeezeee October 18, 2008
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blepth
Adj: describing a moment or situation of extreme frustration as originated by a chubby seal who didn’t feel like getting in the cold water
Interjection: used to express extreme frustration and exasperation.
Interjection: used to express extreme frustration and exasperation.
Adj: These customers today have got me feeling super blepth!
Intersection: Blepth! This water is damn cold!!!
Intersection: Blepth! This water is damn cold!!!
blepth by Irishmikey August 18, 2018
Shar-peid
1- To mark or write with a permanent marker, usually a Sharpie(tm).
2- To totally and completely screw the pooch; see fuck up
2- To totally and completely screw the pooch; see fuck up
1- After James passed out last night, we completely shar-peid his drunk ass.
2- Wow, Phil really shar-peid that deal, now we'll never make any money.
2- Wow, Phil really shar-peid that deal, now we'll never make any money.
Shar-peid by Digilivin' September 27, 2004
Get on your knees
When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT
Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.
Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏
Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR
Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏
Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏
Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR
Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏
Get on your knees by Mike the quiet one November 25, 2021
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