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Basket Case 

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

Basket Case
Basket Case by Death Menace August 10, 2023

Schrödinger's cat 

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.
Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...
Schrödinger's cat by QABCQ September 11, 2012
Dota2 is the EPIC LEGENDARY MOBA GAME EVER CREATED IN HUMAN HISTORY that ever existed
you need is a pure mindfuck team strategy one of the hardest games because you need to know

how to last hit and denied on creeps and know how to use skills ... unlike LOL which is sucks 1

champion can kill alll 4 champions and free TP, no gold reduction when died... IN DOTA2 TP COST,HARD EARNED MONEY,DENIED When you died the half of your money will be gone..!
YOU SHOULD TRY DOTA2 !
Why dota2 is better? BETTER Graphics Look like you are there battling another heroes! unlike lol you look like watching 90s cartoons booring as fuck ! and Dota2 battles last over 1hour! unlike lol 10-20mins wtf? Sucks! and the best is " COME BACK " this happened when you almost got defeated by another team then you all got chance to kill them all and got item then destroyed their towers and tadaaa! YOU WIN! one of the best feeling you will get if you try dota !! thats why its awesome!
AND ITS PRIZE POOL in TOURNAMENT! last tournament is 10million! and last one CHARACTER DESIGN in DOTA2 it has logic! EPIC COSTUME AND SETS! while in LOL wtf? RIOT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? MASTER YI? 2 SWORDS IN BOOTS AND SPLINTER SHIT IN EYES? is riot 12 year old thats why i leave LOL full of kids ! going alone in mid then got feed!

Leave LOL its for kids !
DOTA2>LOL
DOTA,DOTA2,LOLSUCKS
"Kilayko" means spirit, or strong will power. (Filipino)
If you have a strong will power, you have a kilayko.
Kilayko by EverestMoon February 24, 2018
Willa is an honest, loyal, accepting and sensitive friend who really cares. Willa has your back and will be there for you no matter what. Willa's are stylish and classy and while sometimes may have questionable taste, very fashionable.
person: Yo, it's Willa!
other person: Damn, she got that BBL
person: fr
willa: I have your back •_•
Willa by meefeeking July 23, 2022
A vtuber on twitch who is 5'3 and has a very girly-cute voice.
Bessu is live! Omg omg lets go watch her!
Bessu is playing minecraft today on stream!
Bessu is a god.
Bessu by daniellecon23998 March 16, 2021
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