A "parentriarch" is a single parent who is successfully assimilating four roles as a parent; patriarch, father, matriarch, mother.

The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.

Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.

•when you tell your friends that you are going out with them but you make excuses last minute to not go with them

Dan McDermott..... That's it... All you need to know