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Shes a total and utter bitch. She'll flirt with your man, sleep with him, flirt with him until she gets him. She pretends to like you, but really, she hates you. Shes fake and ugly. She acts all ghetto and acts like her problems are deathly. Theres nothing beautiful about her. Shes a lady that will settle for the worst. She can do better, but instead, she wants a filthy piece of trash that isnt worth anyones time and plays with your heart. Shes an ugly whore who needs to be put back in her place
"dude, did you hear what julie did?"

"no! What'd she do?!"

"she fucked emilys boyfriend!"

"yup. Shes a total krystal"
Krystal by jonakwpla May 3, 2014
A girl with a fat booty.
Damn that girl got a donkey.
donkey by Sheena_Thick November 29, 2003

Ho Deflector 

More commonly known as an elbow or the bone under the weenus, the ho deflector is used as a tool to deflect ho's that sneak up from behind. Also known as the Ho Rejector.
Damn did you see Gerald throw an elbow at Sally?
Nah man he used his ho deflector on her skank ass.
Ho Deflector by Asshat7 April 11, 2017

a clinton 

To cheat on your spouse/partner and then pretend apologize and feel bad to save face when caught out. US senators and congressman seem to be particularly good at it.
Dave: Dude, did you hear about John Ensign running around on his wife with some other married woman.

Aaron: Yeah, but he did a clinton, so it's all ok.
a clinton by MMMNMMMM June 17, 2009

vore slut 

an animal that enjoys eating common inanimate objects such as cellphones, cords or pencils, etc. they will become desperate and fight their owners for the item until their cravings are satisfied
my cat, tamara, is a vore slut for headphone cords
A friend that criticizes you about most things
Person 1:woah I can’t believe I got this
Person 2:you always say that
Person 1:stop being such a yarid
Yarid by TheFireReaper August 4, 2019
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