mobitel
mobitel by Josh Geyer May 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary
Chocolate Diamonds
An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.
Chocolate Diamonds by The Zunicorn January 7, 2011
Jessica
Jessica is a sweet girl and loves FORKNIFE she loves kids and likes getting in vans and she is so kind makes everyone smile even me she is so nice and likes searching up random names in the dictionary she so cool am I right
Jessica is so nice
Can't be smarter than everyone
You sure?
You can't be smarter than everyone
Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
Can't be smarter than everyone by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
orthosexuality
orthosexuality
or•tho•sex•ual•ity \ ôr'thə-sĕk'shū-ăl'ĭ-tē\
Noun.
1. The sum of the physical, functional, and psychological attributes of a gender’s biologically correct, natural, normal or typical sexual behavior, conduct or expression.
2. (Biology) Sexual activity, behavior, conduct or expression that is biologically correct, natural, normal, or typical of the male or of the female; the sexual attraction to members of the opposite sex.
3. (Sociology) The sexual behavior, conduct, or response universally considered socially acceptable, proper, normal, or usual.
4. (Psychology) The psycho erotic attraction to members of the opposite sex; the disposition to sexually behave in a mentally sane and biologically correct, natural, normal or typical manner. The quality of being free of psycho sexual (i.e., aberrosexual) disorders such as bisexualism, fetishism, homosexualism, lesbianism, necrophilism, sadomasochism, voyeurism, zoophilism, etc.
5. (Sexology) The biologically correct expression or response to sexual attraction or erotic arousal; the biologically correct expression or response to one's male or female gender, especially vis-á-vis genitalia and reproduction.
Synonyms: sexual correctness, sexual appropriateness, sexual healthiness, sexual normality or typicality, also improperly referred to as “heterosexuality”.
Antonyms: sexual aberrance, deviance, or perversion, aberrosexualism, homosexualism
or•tho•sex•ual•ity \ ôr'thə-sĕk'shū-ăl'ĭ-tē\
Noun.
1. The sum of the physical, functional, and psychological attributes of a gender’s biologically correct, natural, normal or typical sexual behavior, conduct or expression.
2. (Biology) Sexual activity, behavior, conduct or expression that is biologically correct, natural, normal, or typical of the male or of the female; the sexual attraction to members of the opposite sex.
3. (Sociology) The sexual behavior, conduct, or response universally considered socially acceptable, proper, normal, or usual.
4. (Psychology) The psycho erotic attraction to members of the opposite sex; the disposition to sexually behave in a mentally sane and biologically correct, natural, normal or typical manner. The quality of being free of psycho sexual (i.e., aberrosexual) disorders such as bisexualism, fetishism, homosexualism, lesbianism, necrophilism, sadomasochism, voyeurism, zoophilism, etc.
5. (Sexology) The biologically correct expression or response to sexual attraction or erotic arousal; the biologically correct expression or response to one's male or female gender, especially vis-á-vis genitalia and reproduction.
Synonyms: sexual correctness, sexual appropriateness, sexual healthiness, sexual normality or typicality, also improperly referred to as “heterosexuality”.
Antonyms: sexual aberrance, deviance, or perversion, aberrosexualism, homosexualism
1. Edward thoroughly enjoys and gaily admits his orthosexuality.
2. Only orthosexuality can produce sexually well-adjusted, truly gay human beings.
3. Thomas defends orthosexuality as the healthiest and gayest sexual behavior for all members of society.
4. Psychologists point to orthosexuality as the standard of sane sexual conduct.
2. Only orthosexuality can produce sexually well-adjusted, truly gay human beings.
3. Thomas defends orthosexuality as the healthiest and gayest sexual behavior for all members of society.
4. Psychologists point to orthosexuality as the standard of sane sexual conduct.
orthosexuality by Ortho Communicator January 16, 2011
Fauxrebral
"Corban got drunk last night and I finally had to leave. I couldn't stand his fauxrebral banter anymore."
Fauxrebral by eoporto April 10, 2008
wannabe hipster
An individual that tries really hard to be a hipster. Some succeed and become a real or true hipster and some... not so much. These are the individuals in the hipster culture that are "too cool" to do stuff or have the "too good for you" mentality. They are often the trend followers in the hipster culture but still is considered a trend starter by many, especially in the non-hipster society(real world).
friend: lets go to this bar
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
wannabe hipster by alphaX March 7, 2012