When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.
“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”
an extremely handsome cool and charming man fit to be a Greek God or King worth being imprisoned by. A symbol of pure sex on legs. Often gets women screaming with just a glance. Known to explode ovaries and it advised by medical experts to maintain a distance from sight of any lady. His presence knocks senses out faster than any physical influence would. As if he couldn't get better, has a heart made of gold. Truly a rare and breathtaking Super Star.
For some an addiction and to others a quick pleaser with eyegasms.
"oh God I think my hormones are working up together"
"maybe you're catching an Eijaz"
"I'm craving Eijaz so badly"
"Did you see them Eijaz-ing it up last night? how insane!"