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Urban Dictionary

meowbahh 

An "uwu" wannabe PNG tiktoker that said the r slur and was eating during her apology video. In her discord that was banned, she started voice chatting with a girl that said she liked to play the piano. When meowbahh asked her to, the girl politely declined saying that she's a bit shy. Meowbahh then proceeded to say that she should kill herself because shy people shouldn't live
A: Did you hear about meowbahh?
B: Yeah! Shes a horrible person!
meowbahh by Mizukiro March 31, 2022

chaeryssgf 

@chaeryssgf is the BEST person in the world fr 😍.
if you ever met her, you’d immediately wanna marry her
“hey, have you watched @chaeryssgf?”
–“ yes, ofc, she’s the best person ever”
“fr”

food a food 

A term created by my retarded sister “if you can drink a drink than you could food a food
Hey guys I food a food last night wanna food the leftovers.
food a food by Food a Food February 26, 2021

Pulling a Turco 

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
Pulling a Turco by Zeebot July 1, 2021
An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.
How does jobern have so much energy?
jobern by coolmoney July 1, 2011
when your friend is in love with a guy who has swaggger! and who wears a hat all year round! also when she is in love with him
so emeau
omg she has such emeau for him!
emeau by harrrypootererer April 12, 2011
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