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Raptor Jesus 

The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
Raptor Jesus by raptorjesusrawr September 25, 2010

Burrito Bussy 

The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.
"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"
The Best Rapper To Have Lived, No One Could Match His Speed And Wit
Rip Biggie Smalls
B.I.G by Chapppas September 4, 2003

depressing jerk 

depressing jerk by bacon1478 April 24, 2024

unrelated 

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant. Except in the case of the child-in-law's parent, who is the co-parent-in-law.
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Absence of any type of kinship.
Unrelated.
unrelated by Kaffert July 28, 2024
How on earth are all these definitions allowed to be on here?They're absolute rubbish! Godwin is a certified G and a bonafide stud and you cant teach that. His only disadvantage is that he blows people away with his razor sharp wits and dashing looks.
Godwin will go down in History
Godwin by MarkDaManShark February 5, 2018
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