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Belieber 

A mentally ill patient with an unknown syndrome destroying their mental health. These people are highly pitiful and they have the bieber fever disease. A lethal disease that is extremely contagious and capable of wiping out the human race. Most people don't give a shit about Justin Bieber, but they give two flying shits about the beliebers.
The only way to get rid of this disease is to kill Justin Bieber, so beliebers will stop trying to suck his miniscule dick, and become normal humans.
"Beliebers are a disgrace to humankind. It isn't their fault, but their mental health is destroying the world as we know it. Thousands of people are killing themselves every week because of beliebers and their death threats. We must pity beliebers and try to cure their illness." -Dr. N. Ormal
Belieber by JustinBieberIsRetarded January 31, 2017

🚪👈😐👉🚪 

when someone posts something so bad that you give them 2 doors to get the fuck out of
person 1: "i force a vegan diet on my dog"
person 2: "🚪👈😐👉🚪"
🚪👈😐👉🚪 by Spedur October 30, 2021
game that only real men play, not like those pussy football players. No pads, rougher tackles, alot more fun.
rugby by Anonymous December 21, 2002

Screaming Computor

a computor that makes a strange BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and random times and wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and the only way to stop it is by holding the fan
bro i have a big fat screaming computor

a s s
Screaming Computor by anonymous December 18, 2021

Tickle your Cricket 

An Asian euphamism for masturbation, self gratification. One may only tickle their own cricket. Once tickled by it's master, the cricket will stand at attention.
Dude, I totally walked in on this guy tickling his cricket. Do you tickle your cricket?
A word which describes the feeling to be out of the world, best in class, impressively splendid, majestic, magnificent, awesome, breathtaking.

There cannot be anything better than this.
That's bloody Jynk Mate!
JYNK by iamjynk November 21, 2019

efficientness 

So effecient as to be stupidly time-saving. Coined by Ms. B. Brown of Washington, DC in a fit of made-up-wordiness.
Your boss would love working with me, because I'm a master of efficientness.
efficientness by dhpdhp August 6, 2009
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