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a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded
jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus
jackanus by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

kevin ferguson 

Kevin Ferguson (born on February 8, 1974), better known as Kimbo Slice, is a Miami, Florida-based street fighter turned mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter. He first appeared in several filmed underground fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. Kimbo has since left street fighting behind and is now putting his efforts towards becoming a professional mixed martial arts fighter. Rolling Stone called Slice "The King of the Web Brawlers".
Dan: "you see that nigga kimbo beat that guys ass?"
Chris: "Yah no doubt. You know his real name is Kevin Ferguson?"
Dan: "No shit?"
Slang for “no way” or “nuh uh”. The opposite of “bet”.
Do you wanna do some homework? No bet!
No bet by Dad-E November 7, 2021
Allegedly the most powerful of all security agencies in the United States. That's probably why you don't here of it as much. The NSA's existence was at one point denied, just like Area 51's. But we all know that it exists. The NSA is the least discussed agency in popular culture. (In other words, movies and video games rarely touch upon the NSA. The 'spies' always work the CIA or FBI.
Sam Fisher works for the NSA

Fuck these stupid 'spy' movies, like Spy Kids, or Cody Banks. They suck dick!
NSA by halo55555@hotmail.com July 14, 2005

Trump snipe

When someone is taken out but another beings flatulence.
Woah bruv, I just got trump sniped by whatever you detonated just den

Don’t go in there for a while, you’ll get trump sniped

He’s a nice bloke but don’t go round his gaff: he’s a proper trump sniper.

I need some bath salts; I’ve been trump sniped!
Trump snipe by The shish January 24, 2024
Noonan: Verb; A repeated mistake, to do something wrong repeatedly.
I made another Noonan on my math homework.
That girl was such a Noonan.
Noonan by Dr4g0nk1ng February 24, 2009
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