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Strategic Boning 

Pre-college graduation prostitution in order to gain an advantage.
Cindy is not some prostitute. She's using strategic boning so that dude will let her live with him.
Strategic Boning by Boner Stratego September 9, 2010
Arken is the kindest person and who’s very loyal. Arken will truly loves you without any love in a return. A very hot person, tall and funny. Arken will be there for you no matter what, life is very easy with Arken and he’s very loved by people around him. In nutshell he’s the best boyfriend ever.
Someone: i am like Arken
Me: omg be mine.

Arken is the most beautiful person on earth.
Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021

Mechanical Chris 

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

Borodoros 

Close to stupid.
Can be a name but only a shitass would do it.
Teacher: Never say "stupid" ever again!.
student: Borodoros.
Borodoros by anonymous March 16, 2022

What's the Deet? 

When you want to know what someone is up to you can ask What's the Deet trill ass nigga?
So your chillin drinkin your juice and smokin a fatty and your nigga walks in and asks what's the Deet?
Like a detective, but slightly less stealth and sneaky. Is a detectives slightly less cool cousin
Person 1 -"I'm probably gonna get caught doing my detective work"
Person 2- " oh, so your pretending to be an etective?"
etective by spplr girl March 26, 2010
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