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Greg Almond 

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
Greg Almond by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

painted gezabelle 

a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake
Mark Mingle is very rarely a painted gezabelle
painted gezabelle by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

Sozzleberries 

An incredibly sinscere declaration of absolute and unrivalled sorrow.
Steve: "I just found out that my dog died."

Paul: "...Sozzleberries!"

Clinton: "Oh, that was YOUR wife? Sozzleberries!"
Sozzleberries by Ham I am. November 4, 2011
HFND is a acronym for Huge Fucking Nigger Dick
Scott:Damn Tyrone you have a HFND

Tyrone: Thanks Bitch
HFND by TheCoonieSlayer July 13, 2017

UPPER DECK 

takin the top off a toilet tank and shitting in it and placing the top back on the tank and walking away
i went to my friends house and used his bathroom and gave him an upper deck
UPPER DECK by DAVE AND CLARK May 8, 2008

hershey kisses 

dark, puffy nipples on a woman of color.
I've love to nibble on those Hershey kisses.
hershey kisses by snappy's February 2, 2008
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